Bring it on!

The venue: Corts, High Holborn, London
The date: 9th June 2001
The occasion: 30 years of Nic and Chris
The theme: Uniform
The verdict: Mass carnage

Many people have asked me what happened at the party, and as I couldnt actually remember anything very clearly after about 10:00pm on the night, (well anything at all actually) I have decided to publish the extracts from my photographic memory which I took with me just in case the memory loss did occur. The only one flaw with this plan, was that at first I couldnt find the bloody thing in the morning.

First it was just a matter of getting the hang of wearing these outfits...

The day sort of worked like this..

We got up, and proceeded to recover from last nights hangover. Then got organised with our uniforms etc, and had a barbie and a few drinks before putting them on.

..of course we didnt have anything to do with that bomb in White City..

The cast list from left to right.. Top:Lnt James, Dr Joffa, Dr Perc, Miss Josie, Capt Andy, Sgt Ross, Miss Anna, Mstr Paul, Lnt Martine, Lnt Lynne Bottom:Crim Phil, Mstr Malsa, Sailor Hayesy, Mstr Ryan

One final shot before we go out and deal with the bus, tube and
the neighbours..

So then, after amusing quite a few people on the tube, busses, on the street and in a JD Weatherspoons pub, we arrived at the venue.

Now this is what I remember..

Around about this time there were couples, singles, guys, girls.. all kinds of people...

Yes, thats fine but who is the space man on the right..?

One of these men looks just a tiddly bit.... 30!

The Caped Crusader taking a break from crime fighting in Gotham City and Friend

So as the night progressed there was dancing, and playing and people generally seemed to be having a reasonable time. Some even broke into a smile from time to time.

Obviously Im still alive here.. although Paul is having a couple of difficulties..

There's something strange going on here..

So eventually (apparently) we got evicted from the club and trundled back to Ladbroke Grove where people continued to get drunker and some slept and others didnt and then it was all over.

Happy Birthday guys!

Bloody theif's stolen me stethescope.. somewhere under these eyelids..

Many people have asked me what happened at the party, and as I couldnt actually remember anything very clearly after about 10:00pm on the night, (well anything at all actually) I have decided to publish the extracts from my photographic memory which I took with me just in case the memory loss did occur. The only one flaw with this plan, was that at first I couldnt find the bloody thing in the morning.
	First it was just a matter of getting the hang of wearing these outfits...

The day sort of worked like this.. We got up, and proceeded to recover from last nights hangover. Then got organised with our uniforms etc, and had a barbie and a few drinks before putting them on.
	..of course we didnt have anything to do with that bomb in White City..

	The cast list from left to right.. Top:Lnt James, Dr Joffa, Dr Perc, Miss Josie, Capt Andy, Sgt Ross, Miss Anna, Mstr Paul, Lnt Martine, Lnt Lynne Bottom:Crim Phil, Mstr Malsa, Sailor Hayesy, Mstr Ryan
One final shot before we go out and deal with the bus, tube and the neighbours..

So then, after amusing quite a few people on the tube, busses, on the street and in a JD Weatherspoons pub, we arrived at the venue.
	Now this is what I remember..

Around about this time there were couples, singles, guys, girls.. all kinds of people...
	Yes, thats fine but who is the space man on the right..?


	The Caped Crusader taking a break from crime fighting in Gotham City and Friend

So as the night progressed there was dancing, and playing and people generally seemed to be having a reasonable time. Some even broke into a smile from time to time.
	Obviously Im still alive here.. although Paul is having a couple of difficulties..

So eventually (apparently) we got evicted from the club and trundled back to Ladbroke Grove where people continued to get drunker and some slept and others didnt and then it was all over. Happy Birthday guys!
	Bloody theif's stolen me stethescope.. somewhere under these eyelids..